Do you have the courtesy to answer my match.com email?
What is it with people? Do they either not find you or themselves worthy to respond to an email that you sent them in response to their match.com profile?
I saw your profile and we just don't seem like we'd be a match. A match? What's a freaking match anyway? Two people who both make a certain amount of money. Two people who both like tattoos? Two people who both like to ski? Two people who both want to go on a cruise? Two people who both have something on their ass that looks like a tattoo? Two people who both have dogs or like dogs or like long hair or don't smoke or are quitting, or are tall, or like tall people, or have blonde hair and blue eyes, or are slender or "athletic and toned" or about average (yeah, we all know what that means), or drink socially, or are voyeurs or exhibitionists (no that's not a standard question on match.com), or are African-American or Indian, or are Christian or Buddhist, or have children, or want children, or are childish or addicts (those aren't questions either).
Let me tell you, if I met someone with large breasts, then just forget it, we're not a match. If I met someone who's over 46, forget it, we're not a match. I'm sorry, you have to born within a specific range of years in order to love me or for me to love you, unless you're a family member. And, no I'm not going to waste my time answering an email from someone who otherwise seems like a perfectly nice attractive person.
You mean you smoked cigarettes? FORGET IT!!!! I would never date anyone who didn't have enough respect for their body to not smoke. Hold on, let me go get another cup of coffee, or glass of wine.
You mean, you want someone who's honest and respectful? Forget it. I like to grab my dates by the hair and bend them over and do them from behind on the first date, even it it's simulated in the parking lot behind the 7-11 after I've been told, No, I don't think you need to get condoms for tonight, unless you're afraid of catching something from your cockatiel, cuz he's the only one who you're going to make flap his wings tonight, buddy!
I saw your profile and we just don't seem like we'd be a match. A match? What's a freaking match anyway? Two people who both make a certain amount of money. Two people who both like tattoos? Two people who both like to ski? Two people who both want to go on a cruise? Two people who both have something on their ass that looks like a tattoo? Two people who both have dogs or like dogs or like long hair or don't smoke or are quitting, or are tall, or like tall people, or have blonde hair and blue eyes, or are slender or "athletic and toned" or about average (yeah, we all know what that means), or drink socially, or are voyeurs or exhibitionists (no that's not a standard question on match.com), or are African-American or Indian, or are Christian or Buddhist, or have children, or want children, or are childish or addicts (those aren't questions either).
Let me tell you, if I met someone with large breasts, then just forget it, we're not a match. If I met someone who's over 46, forget it, we're not a match. I'm sorry, you have to born within a specific range of years in order to love me or for me to love you, unless you're a family member. And, no I'm not going to waste my time answering an email from someone who otherwise seems like a perfectly nice attractive person.
You mean you smoked cigarettes? FORGET IT!!!! I would never date anyone who didn't have enough respect for their body to not smoke. Hold on, let me go get another cup of coffee, or glass of wine.
You mean, you want someone who's honest and respectful? Forget it. I like to grab my dates by the hair and bend them over and do them from behind on the first date, even it it's simulated in the parking lot behind the 7-11 after I've been told, No, I don't think you need to get condoms for tonight, unless you're afraid of catching something from your cockatiel, cuz he's the only one who you're going to make flap his wings tonight, buddy!
posted by Christopher Zurcher at 11:36 AM
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I'm confused - are you upset someone didn't answer your email or are you advocating not answering because you don't consider someone a match?
I'm confused too, because I've sent 140 e-mails and heard back from about 30 of those people. It's hard to imagine that percentage of people being that rude.
That IS rude.
I think lots of people just give up,. because there is nothing at stake. Its almost like spam at times. If you're receptive, you respond to it; and if not, you don't. The ease of "winking" at people leads the winkee (heehhheee) to believe that some people wink at everyone and see what comes back.
It doesn't excuse people being rude. I bet most don't think of it that way.
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