from a fellow match.com-er
Richard, Thanks for your e-mail and I hope you don't mind my posting it.
Let me know if you do and I'll take it off.
Recently I got an email from an apparently transgender shemale with the screen name of Velvet_Tango. I think he/she is still on Match.com under the red wig and behind the lipstick and holding a provocative pose. Not very encouraging, to say the least, considering I just got dumped by a real woman that I had met on Match. I then got another email from a 6 foot 200 pound “woman” in Maryland. He/she is sporting a blond wig and may have been a linebacker for the Philadelphia Eagles prior to the reassignment surgery. He/she sent me her/his phone number. These people waste no time! I got an email (or was it a wink?) from a woman in CHINA! I replied to her saying if she’s ever in Hartford to drop me a line. I’ve gotten emails from women who are utterly devoid of spelling and grammar skills not to mention the simple task of taking “Caps Lock” off so that it doesn’t appear that she’s SCREAMING !!!!
In all fairness I’ve gotten admiring looks from women because of my profile dialogue, but they are short, fat and not particularly attractive or have no photo which is really saying to the world “I’m too ugly to dare post my photo online”. Or, if they appear to be decent are way too far away to ever have any hope of a relationship; residing in Maine, Virginia, Massachusetts, Vermont, Texas, etc.
I have the 20/20 rule for dating anyone: No more than 20 miles or 20 minutes. There isn’t a mortal female on the planet, with the exception of maybe Angelina Jolie (but she appears to be busy at the moment and won’t answer my calls), who is worth the aggravation and energy required to commute beyond those limits. Especially considering the price of petrol these days I may revise my parameters downward to 10/10 and not worry if anyone noteworthy fails to beep on my radar. At my age I’d rather ride a motorcycle than fuss with all that is involved in courting someone who may turn out to be just like all the other skanks on line.
I see there’s an internet site for women titled “Don’t Date Him, Girl” where spurned and cheated on females can vent their venom. I await anxiously the version available for men to do the same. I have pictures!
Cheers!
Richard
Let me know if you do and I'll take it off.
Recently I got an email from an apparently transgender shemale with the screen name of Velvet_Tango. I think he/she is still on Match.com under the red wig and behind the lipstick and holding a provocative pose. Not very encouraging, to say the least, considering I just got dumped by a real woman that I had met on Match. I then got another email from a 6 foot 200 pound “woman” in Maryland. He/she is sporting a blond wig and may have been a linebacker for the Philadelphia Eagles prior to the reassignment surgery. He/she sent me her/his phone number. These people waste no time! I got an email (or was it a wink?) from a woman in CHINA! I replied to her saying if she’s ever in Hartford to drop me a line. I’ve gotten emails from women who are utterly devoid of spelling and grammar skills not to mention the simple task of taking “Caps Lock” off so that it doesn’t appear that she’s SCREAMING !!!!
In all fairness I’ve gotten admiring looks from women because of my profile dialogue, but they are short, fat and not particularly attractive or have no photo which is really saying to the world “I’m too ugly to dare post my photo online”. Or, if they appear to be decent are way too far away to ever have any hope of a relationship; residing in Maine, Virginia, Massachusetts, Vermont, Texas, etc.
I have the 20/20 rule for dating anyone: No more than 20 miles or 20 minutes. There isn’t a mortal female on the planet, with the exception of maybe Angelina Jolie (but she appears to be busy at the moment and won’t answer my calls), who is worth the aggravation and energy required to commute beyond those limits. Especially considering the price of petrol these days I may revise my parameters downward to 10/10 and not worry if anyone noteworthy fails to beep on my radar. At my age I’d rather ride a motorcycle than fuss with all that is involved in courting someone who may turn out to be just like all the other skanks on line.
I see there’s an internet site for women titled “Don’t Date Him, Girl” where spurned and cheated on females can vent their venom. I await anxiously the version available for men to do the same. I have pictures!
Cheers!
Richard
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