Here's another gem

Hi I am mary Single lady seeking for the right person, thanks for contacting me (WAIT, I DIDN'T CONTACT YOU), I'd like to start by saying i am cute open mind honest (INTERESTING ADJECTIVE, OR IS THAT ADJECTIVES?), i have a wonderful sence of honour (SENCE (SIC) OF HONOUR? OR SENCE OF HUMOUR? KIND OF HARD TO TELL BY YOUR SPELLING) and i do not take my self too serious (HOW BOUT YOUR OTHER, DO YOU TAKE THAT TOO SERIOUS? WELL AT LEAST YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL "TOO"), I most confess when i went through your profile (I GUESS THAT'S AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY TO CONFESS MOST) it seem we have alot of common...I'm looking for serious relationship.. Just that my heart is on fire at the moment. I find it diffecult to fall in love again.Can you imagine kind of bullshit i end up in.. Have been stranded over two weeks and some few days now in hell western part of africa .. and i will not like u to blame me for that..cos i need love.. and i will like u to mail me back as soon as possible.....mail back to my personal box mary_cole_1@yahoo.com. SO ANYONE FEELING PARTICULAR HELPFUL, FEEL FREE SEND "MARY" EMAIL OFFER HER FEW THOUSAND BUCK TO FLY BACK COLORADO, OKAY???

SO, OKAY, I'LL HUMOR THIS MATCH.COM SCAMMER WITH SOMETHING LIKE ......

SURE THING BABE. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL AND WE DO HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. YOU'RE STRANDED? THAT MUST BE AWFUL! CAN I HELP IN ANY WAY? I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU GET OUT OF ANY HELL YOU ARE IN. MAYBE YOU COULD FLY TO HARTFORD AND I COULD PICK YOU UP AT THE AIRPORT AND HELP YOU GET BACK TO THE UNITED STATES. LET ME KNOW WHAT I CAN DO, OKAY? HOW TALL ARE YOU?